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That is basically at my doorstep. (200 km?)
No one cares here about any danger.

Ah, good ol' Daily Mail.

I like this comment in that article in the comments section.

if there's a question mark in a headline, the answer is no

And he is right.
If you have a scary title and use a question mark in it, then you can automatically classify it as BS.

A tabloid newspaper sensationalising a story in order to sell more copies?

That's pretty much the definition of "tabloid" right there.

Uhm, is now the right time to bring up the Leveson inquiry?

Newspapers aren't exactly the bastion of morality and ethically sound practice, not forgetting of course, truth.